Blank Dot Me? Blank Dot Yourself!


	Quotes: 1-100, 101-200 #001 "hey homer... i'm george harrison" - george harrison of the beatles. "oh my god, oh my god... where did you get that brownie!?" - homer #002 "that pig comment really hurt... being that i look like a pig and all" - wiggum #003 "... and you, lower those eyebrows." - skinner "yes sir" - milhouse #004 "we don't need you around nerding things up" - bart to martin "that jobs already taken!" - milhouse #005 "ehh... i just swept the circle of death!" - marge #006 "GM Chrystler!" - skinner (aka "jesus christ!") #007 "quick mom, whip up a cake before dad fires you!" - bart #008 "make way for grapefruit!" - milhouse #009 "remember otto, we're trusting you with the schools biggest asset.... the schoolbus" - skinner. #010 "how many monkey butlers will there be?" - nelson "one at first, but he'll train others" - bart #011 "Oh, I'm just taking these children's letters to god to the dump" - rev. lovejoy #012 "Woo-Hoo! Look at that blubber fly!" - Homer #013 "No, you got the wrong number.. this is 9.1...2" - Chief Wiggum. #014 "save me jebus!" - homer #015 "oh great, now my ox testicle has ants on it!" - homer #016 "elmo knows where you live!" - elmo #017 "wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll" - rev. lovejoy #018 "no, wait a minute... just show me the knife, in your back, not too deep, but it should be able to stand on it's own" -chief wiggum #019 "tastes like grandma!" - ralph wiggum(favorite char. for quotes) "what? gimmie that... your right! it DOES taste like grandma" - Chief (clancy) Wiggum #020 "i ated the purple berries." - ralph "how do they taste ralph?" - lisa "they taste like burning." - ralph #021 "you said a galaxy of prons, 3 prons is hardly a galaxy!" - gary coleman #022 "what you talkin' 'bout?" - gary coleman "oh, that's cute, your re-hired" - some exec at kid first industries "sucka, i knew exactly what she was talkin about!" - gary #023 "but that'd be the easy way out" - lisa "i agree. presses button to blow up a nuke" - sideshow bob #024 "screams of pain" - homer "glad that's not me looks at ticket with #2 on it see sign saying 'now serving #1'" - bart #025 "kids, i got some bad news about lenny" - marge "not lenny!" - bart/lisa #026 "baby made a boom boom" - homer (aka prank monkey) #027 throws pudding at lenny - homer "ahh my eye!, the doctor said i'm not supposed to get pudding in it" - lenny #028 throws pudding at carl - homer "my god man, what are you doing? that's carl!" - mr. burns #029 "now, any questions? tons of hands raise...keeping in mind that i already explained about my hair. hands go down" - former pres. Bush #030 "no tv and no beer make homer go ... something something" - homer "go crazy?" - marge "don't mind if i do!" - homer #031 "hmm, that's odd. The blood ususally gets off at the third floor" - burns #032 "excellent" - burns(duh), lisa and homer (they said it like mr. burns once) #033 Homer is sitting chained to a light post outside of the stadium (hungry hungry homer) for his hunger strike and principal skinner and mrs. crabapple(sp?) he is going out with walk by, and she throws her icecream over her sholder and it lands on homer's face "Nice try god" - Homer #034 "go banana!" - ralph #035 "my cats breath smells like cat food"- ralph #036 "You know what you need to do now right? BURN THEM!!BURN THEM ALL!!"-little evil leprachon nods in agreement-ralph #037 "Oh, goody...sleep!! That's where I'm a Viking!" - Ralph #038 "i saw principle and teacher in the closet making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and he looked at me." - ralph #039 "daddy, i'm ready to come out now. over" - ralph #040 "DANGER! broom closet" - kid first industry episode (funzo) - written quote #041 "looting in x seconds" "that projects to a profit of $big-ass-number-in-the-billions" "i'd still sleep better if i saw some trampling" #042 "OW! now why would you wear cleats to the store?" - Moe #043 when asked about his liscence to sell alcohol "yeah, i've been meaning to get that updated... and for this state" - Moe (can be used as evidence that the show isn't set in rhode island) #044 "did you have to pick all my flowers?" - ned "yes" - homer "but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?" - ned "he he he, yeah" - homer #045 "i can't watch, tell me when your father stops scratching himself" - marge minutes later "is he done?" - marge "we'll tell you" - bart/lisa #046 "and you.... I thought i told you to shave those sideburns!" - Mr. Burns #047 "Ferious george! what have they done to you?... Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin." - Mr. Burns #048 "well atleast give us rubbing alchohol for our wounds!" - lenny Moe may say something... but he for sure throws a bottle of rubbing alcohol "hehe, sucker!" - lenny opens bottle and drinks it - lenny #049 "the navy seals are on their way!" - coast guard homer says something "how about a tactical nuclear strike?" - coast guard homer says something "maby this fog horn will answer your question!" - coast guard #050 "...get momma's pryin bar." - lisa (vision or something... she's maried to ralph) #051 "this isn't going to be like the movies where we open the door and it's just a broom closet and nobody believes you, but then there really is a killer robot?! is that what this is?!" - homer #052 "he's still funny, but not 'ha ha' funny." - ralph #053 "everyone remember, we're parked under the sun-sphere" - bart #054 "hey marge, guess how many boobs i saw today...15!" - homer/drunk - springbreak #055 "ralph, there are no right or wrong answers... but if you don't pipe down, i'm going to give you an F" - teacher for kid first industries. "the before teacher yelled at me too" - ralph #056 "let me set things strait... I thought the cop was a prostitute." - homer #057 "got a brother named billy and my teeth look silly... break it down now." - jimmy carter (he goes on to break dance on stage.) #058 "so the next time you see a sherrif, shoot him... a smile." - marge #059 "that was the best thanksgiving ever... I mean emotionally it was horrible, but the turkey was soooo moist." - homer #060 "stop pummeling me!... it really hurts!" - homer #061 "thats willies retirement greese!" - groundskeeper willie #062 "did you have the same backward talking dream with the flaming card?" - wiggum #063 "rats?! .. you promised me dog or higher" - mayor quimby #064 "whats a battle?" - ralph #065 "Excellent... not a trace of urine." - superintendant chalmers #066 "look what i got marge, a new whacking stick." - homer #067 "deformed? why didn't you say so? they should call this book jonny deformed." - bart #068 "is there something wrong with me?" - lisa "yes" - homer "what should i do?" - lisa "put all your anger into a little ball, and release it at a better time... like the time daddy hit the ref. with a beer bottle" - homer #069 "so you see lisa, even God supports whacking day" - rev. lovejoy "can i see that?" - lisa "um... no." - rev. lovejoy #070 "lisa... if i'm a part of that mob, than maby i can steer it in the right direction... now, where's my foam rubber cowboy hat and airhorn?" - homer #071 "i'm an old man, I hate everything but matlock.... OH! it's on right now! runs away" - abe(gradpa) simpson #072 "... he even paid us a thousand dollars to kiss eachother" - lenny "say, did we ever get that money? lenny looks at him strange" - carl #073 "so THATS why you maced me!" - ned #074 "brains... brains..." - homer/bart "use you brains to help us... your delicious brains..." - homer #075 "i'm tired of bathing in the backyard, and i think rod and tod are watching." - lisa "from their window no we're not!" - rod and tod flanders #076 "ow, my freakin ears!" rod or tod flanders #077 "are you enjoying your ox testicle?" - ak(sp?) "yes" - homer "are you sure you wouldn't like a coconut instead?" - ak(sp?) "no, i'm good" - homer #078 "what'd you get it(fruit basket) for?" - lisa??? "pushing burns out of a third floor window" - homer "is he dead?" - lisa "what do i look like? a doctor?" - homer #079 health inspector enters moe's with hazmat suit on "men alive.... there are men alive in here" #080 "i'm detecting 19 different toxins in the air" - health inspector barney burps and the device starts to beep faster #081 "but i bought them from an indian on the reservation" - bart (talking about firecrackers) "that's crazy talk" - casino owner "but i really did" - bart (something like that) "no, that's crazy talk, everybody's a little worried about him" - casino owner #082 "my kitchen staff is complaining about the mice... i want a new staff." - lunch lady doris #083 chalmers sneaks into the teachers lounge hiding from skinner "man, the rod up that guys butt, must have a rod up it's butt" - chalmers #084 "why is it when i heard 'school', and 'exploded', i immediately thought 'skinner!'?" - superintendant chalmers #085 "and now, the new principle skinner..... principle seymour skinner....uh.. .that guy" - chalmers (when the real skinner comes back) #086 "I'm happy, and angry!" - ralph #087 "my baby... where's my baby?" - ralph #088 "I'm scared daddy, even too scared to wet my pants." - ralph #089 "bart, have you ever read 'the boy who cried wolf'?" - mrs. crabapple "i'm halfway through it, i swear!" - bart #090 "owwwww... my ovaries!" - bart #091 "are you kidding? i work like a japanese beaver!" - homer #092 "What are you going to do? Release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!" - homer #093 "look homer, it's that bird you like to argue with" - marge #094 "wow, a clown... you think he's evil?" - rod? flanders "...he smells evil" - todd? flanders #095 "it ain't comedy that's in my blood... it's selling out" - krusty #096 "goin cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds" - homer #097 "i see the light.... it burns!" - homer #098 "see, i told you they could deepfry my shirt" - homer #099 "this is clearly a case of animal cruelty... you got a permit for that?" - wiggum #100 "i'd rather let 1000 guilty men get away, than chase after them" - wiggum